my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
false alarm, still single
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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