Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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