Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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