? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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