A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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