Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
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Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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