We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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