I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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