hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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