i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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