I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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