ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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