My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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