Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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