Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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