just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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