no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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