Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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