I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
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Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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