Walk of Shame. In a state park.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Your penis caused this!
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