Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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