Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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