I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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