i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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