oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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