there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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