Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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