I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The power of my boobs compel you
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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