8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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