oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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