No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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