You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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