I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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