Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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