I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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