You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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