my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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