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Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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