I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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