I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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