Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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