I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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