haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
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Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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