her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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