Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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