He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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Drake has all the answers
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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