My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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