wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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