It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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