So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize