It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
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Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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